terminallyjunglist:

theoccasionalacidflashback:

Aliens, huh? Oh, well, alright. Just so long as none of you tries to probe me or nothin.

Lions are very admirable creatures, yknow, man? I’m not shook up about emulating one.

And hey, if I don’t need a haircut, I’m not gettin one.

yOu SeEm LiKe A gUy WhO wOuLd KnOw My BrOtHeR bUt LiKe

SpEaKiNg Of MoThErFuCkIn LiOnS

iS iT tRuE tHaT gUy BoB mArLeY wAs MoThErFuCkIn PaRt LiOn? 

Well, if your brother is an alien too, I can’t say that I would. I’ve never had the pleasure of knowing any aliens prior to today and I’m pretty fuckin sure and dandy that this is a trip, so…

As for Marley, now, I think we’re all part whatever we wanna be. Yknow, like in our souls and shit. Deep down, you’re whatever you wanna be, man.

…

Yeah, okay. I’ll play along with that, I suppose. It’s easier than questioning it.

I can relate to your cocktail predicament, that’s for sure. Though it’s not as if I take any displeasure with the situation, man. I find life is much easier to go about while under the influence.

His Imperious Dudehood, now, that’s a real fuckin good one, dude. I commend you for it and I appreciate the contribution.

Aliens, huh? Oh, well, alright. Just so long as none of you tries to probe me or nothin.

Lions are very admirable creatures, yknow, man? I’m not shook up about emulating one.

And hey, if I don’t need a haircut, I’m not gettin one.

tiredpterois started following you
grimaristocracy started following you
mothrakk started following you
terminallyjunglist started following you

Alright, where the pine-scented hell are you comin from? You’d better not be here hoping for any fuckin handouts, or to buy anything. My dealer’s in Cancun for the holidays.

…And why are some of you grey? That can’t be healthy, man, you should probably see a doctor.

That’s not my name, that’s a title, kid. My name isn’t important.
If you think that’s so fuckin boring you can try somethin like El Duderino or Dudicus or The Lord Dude Almighty or maybe you wanna get creative and come up with something of your own. No skin off my bones.

Now, are you one of my acid flashbacks or just one of those streetcrawlers on too much snow?
You’re talkin about humans and grubs here, I’m not sure what else I’m supposed to think.

Hell no, I’m not Hunter S. Thompson. I’ve got more hair, thanks very much.

I’m the Dude.

sisnotsissy:

theoccasionalacidflashback:

Good, that’s good, we’re gonna get along just fine, man. Uh, you can call me whatever you want, just not Jeffery.

You’ll get used to it, sister.

If you don’t, well.
I suppose that’s a personal problem.

dudebro it is, then.

not sister. sis. as in a nickname for my given name, also as in i’m dave’s big sis. sister sounds way too southern.

how’re you abiding, then?

…Dudebro is new, but yeah, okay, that works.

Alright, alright, excuse my toe-stepping. No need to be upset, now.
Just who is this Dave character? I mean besides your little brother. Does he bowl any?

Well enough, such as things are. How about yourself?

sisnotsissy:

theoccasionalacidflashback:

Woah now, who’s this?

Please don’t tell me you’re as fuckin talkative as Donny is.

i’m a chick of few words and simple tastes. dude, is it? anything else? el duderino?

this might take a while to get used to. call me sis.

Good, that’s good, we’re gonna get along just fine, man. Uh, you can call me whatever you want, just not Jeffery.

You’ll get used to it, sister.

If you don’t, well.
I suppose that’s a personal problem.

Woah now, who’s this?

Please don’t tell me you’re as fuckin talkative as Donny is.